Capping the Pen

The act of putting on a condom

Pregnant!? I thought I had been capping the pen!?

by JnC1234 August 25, 2010

cap your sauce

Be quiet, shut-up, shove it, put a lid on it

Cap your sauce, {insert name}!

by cosmic guts May 22, 2011

love cap

The act of shooting someone on your own team on Halo. Like a love tap, but with bullets, a.k.a. caps. Usually used to piss people off until they kill you, which gives you the option to boot them.

That fucker is love capping me, but I don't want to kill him cause I know he'll boot me.

by joeykip October 27, 2010

Cap Attack

Typing or texting a message to someone, without realizing that the caps lock is on, and sending the message to the person in all CAPITALS

Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.

"HEY WHATS GOING ON?"
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"

or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'

by StayGreen22 May 15, 2010

cap hog

In sports (both real and fantasy) a player with a high salary that underachieves or performs below expectations. This player ties up a considerable amount of salary under the salary cap, hence the name cap hog.

"Smith is only scoring 3 points a game. We need to get rid of him, he is just a cap hog at this point."
"I need to get Johnson off of my team, he is just a cap hog at this point."

by Henry II August 13, 2006

Seat Caps

n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.

When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

Baseketball Cap

A hat that is so extreme in design (wether it be funny, scary, shocking etc) that it will psych-out the opposing Baseketball player into missing his shot, the varieties of Basketball Caps are limitless.

You Paul Gadd wannabie! I can't believe you psyched me out with your Baseketball Cap! Please remove your finger from my Rectal Cavity right now you jerk i know you dont own a P.H.D.

by Robby O'licious Bacon December 13, 2007