Johnny “Maddog”

A skinny man with skin like a leather boot and hair like a half suck mango who walks around town acting like a hard cunt scary children and stealing dogs

That Johnny “maddog” just jumped out of the bush and scared some kid and took there dog

by Mad dog patrol 123 November 18, 2023

Johnny bite

When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was

I told Johnny he can taste the food, but he took a Johnny bite and now half my food is gone

by TooterMcGaving February 15, 2023

Big fat Johnny F-Boy

A rather attractive or short man

“Oh Freddy is a big fat Johnny F-boy”

by R05iE311 January 28, 2025

Johnny boy

A lonely little man who tries to make students laugh but really all they laugh about is the bald spot in the back of his head. He thinks he is smarter than everyone but has the intellectual capacity of a left tescticle. Stupid prick
-Yours truly ÄD

Student: Do you know Johnny boy
AD: yeah that wasteman is some different breed of dickhead

by AD_loose April 14, 2019

Johnny

The most sexiest man has the biggest dick out of the whole group chat and gets the most pussie out of his whole friends.

Is that johnny,I heard he gets bitches unlike his friends

by Luis Fuentes November 26, 2021

Johnny Red Shoes

to be extremly organised

some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.

by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010

Johnny Dingo

A man or individual that specializes in aggressively degenerate behavior, especially when alcohol and cigs are in conjunction. This can include but is not excluded to behavior such as: disappearing with no explanation, trying to fight the shadow people that pushed you over, killing an entire pack of cigs in 45 minutes, fighting homeless people, and saying "I only had a few they have it out for me" when blowing a .028 on your must recent dui.

1: You getting hammered tonight bro?

2: Oh brother, I'm going full Johnny Dingo tonight!

by Elnagger May 3, 2024