Michael

A person who is always drunk

"Michael is always drunk" - A
B - "Drunk is the definition of Michael."

by wilmadabilma April 18, 2018

Michael

A skinny peice of shit who love to catch dick in his mouth and loves it in the ass. Most likely is a ginger who cant get any girls

Michael is a complete sack of shit

by Russle Westbrook June 25, 2017

Michael

Often people refer to Michael as a dickhead, most of the time a michael can ne cocky and conceited. None the less, they will never fail to liven up a party with all his jerk head personality but makes up for it in supplying the kegs.

Girl: Boy that Michael is a real dick
Boy: yeah hut we keep him around for the beer

by Xxxtrixxx January 1, 2018

Michael

A boy that’s sweet and generous. He’s very funny and all the girls love him. He’s cute, caring, and overall a sweet guy. However, most of the time, he has no feelings for the girls. Why? Nobody knows. Maybe he’s not looking for a partner, likes being single, or is gay. Many girls jump to conclusions because they think Michael doesn’t love them romantically.

Oh my god, Jessica. I swear to godddd Michael’s gay. He won’t look at me and will only hang out with his guy friends. I like, think he’s gayyyy.

by MichaelLover1000 June 12, 2018

Michael

Gets catfished by guys

Michael

by Ninjacat2005 June 8, 2020

Michael

A really gay Minecraft player

Michael always plays Minecraft

by Oof me January 8, 2019

Michael Barrett

noun: a catcher for the Chicago Cubs that is a good hitter and an exceptional hitter.

verb: when a catcher punches a baserunner in the face as a result of anger and frustration.

Did you see Michael Barrett punch AJ Pierzynski in the face the other day?

Yeah he got messed up.

by bankok June 12, 2006