robert e clark MIDdle school

this school is full of pure chaos!! welcome to bonner where we have principles that expel people for no reason!! not to mention the school lunch…

fights, weed, nic, thots, emos you name it bonner has it all

don’t forget ab the horible sports. the football teams haven’t had a winning record since 201

-gavin mf schierbaum<3

robert e clark MIDdle school is an “amazing school for gifted students” 💀

by gavinschhierbaum69 February 12, 2022

John F. Kennedy High School

This is the most delusional school ever. The teachers think we are in college marking u like college students. A couple teachers especially a economic teacher. Ur grade can fluctuate so much that the day before graduation u could have a A. But the next day it would be a C. The only redeeming quality is the clubs & activities. The most boring school u can ever come to but at the same time the most stressful. Football team goes on a loosing streak but the school puts 90% of its funds into it. While other sports are being neglected like a kid on prim night.

John F. Kennedy High School is like purgatory.

by Rayn Higga September 17, 2021

Trinity Christian School Fairfax VA

K-12 private school in Fairfax, VA where everyone is unusually short for their age. There is a high chance someone will hate you for no reason within your first week at this school.

Billy: Do you like Trinity Christian School Fairfax VA?
Tod: No. This school is so small and gay.
Billy: Agreed.

by zBlock289 October 20, 2021

west jones high school (ms)

school full of racism and white privilege

At west jones high school (ms) white supremacy is a major issue.

by anonymous October 21, 2021

Middle School Mid Life Crisis

When your going through a mid-life crisis in middle school. But homework, bullies, romance, toxic friends, identity crisis, and school are your biggest problems

Middle school Mid Life Crisis also known as MSMLC.

Bobby: Man, life really sucks sometimes I think I'm going through a middle school mid-life crisis.

Nate: dude, I get it but why don't you just shorten it by saying MSMLC.

Bobby: you must be going through one to if you feel the need to shorten all the long words you use.

by Angel the assassin July 17, 2021

great valley school district (2)

elementary school years: hotdogs blue and bouncy... do with that what u will.

4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.

"i went to great valley school district (2) and had to sell my entire large intestine to the mafia after i graduated.a'

by boombastia September 6, 2023

great valley school district (3)

in your high school years of this esteemed organization, funded by PTO freaks and lowkey wino soccer moms, you'll embark on a wonderful journey of hallway hookups, big stall seshes, the crushing reality of your personal mortality, and self discovery. widely known as "THE PHARMACY", someone you know will OD within the first week of school and post about it afterward with the jarring caption of "just another silly day"... you'll likely develop an eating disorder as if you weren't already barely choking down your shitty cafeteria lunch after looking at that hollow red arrow next to your crush's name after he begged you to "make his night ;)". you'll be balls deep in assignments WHILE being reminded to "get outside and enjoy that weather!".. they're so sweet to think of you <3 now the genre of teachers that inhabit this prison range from 'Super Sick Nasty Chill Dad/Mom Would Name Ur Kid After' to 'WILL Rip Up, Eat, and Shit Out Your Dumb Fragile Teenage Emotions"... there is no in between... tread lightly. **WARNING** the current principle of this school has the eyes of a cold dead fish and will 100% stop u in the middle of a busy hallway to make u cover ur shoulders.** it'll be a dream!...as long as you disassociate the entire time :)

anyway don't go here... stay safe... homeschool or go off the grid instead <3

"great valley school district (3) is the root of irreversible trauma...but that one social studies teacher was so fine." (@ great valley middle school <3)

by boombastia September 6, 2023