last online 5 years ago

one of the saddest things to read

old friend: I gtg to bed now see u tomorrow
me: Oh ok cya
"then they become last online 5 years ago :("

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee July 9, 2023

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Get the last online 5 years agomug.

When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.

"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

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Kyle likes 9 year old

its simple he likes little kids and won't stop until he finds them all

Kyle likes 9 year old its just that simple

by 9 year old predator December 17, 2018

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400 lb 10 year old

You

400 lb 10 year old look in the mirror

by Ded mg June 12, 2018

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Nuclear Bomb + 72 Year Old Trump

A BIG ASS EXPLOSION

Reporter: Mr.Wray, what would be the worst situation currently?
Mr.Wray: Nuclear Bomb + 72 Year Old Trump
Reporter: Excuse Me?
Random Guy In the Crowd" A BIG ASS EXPLOSION!

by THATGUYYOUKNOWWHOCLAPPEDURMOM November 29, 2018

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