Two Shots of Vodka

Phrased used to describe a mixed drink that has an absurd amount of alcohol in it.
Dude, why aren't you finishing that drink?

I'm try man, this shit's got two shots of vodka in it.
by Komrade_Krunch June 10, 2019
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two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.
"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"
by legvnds November 05, 2018
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Two Butts in a Banana

Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.

OR

If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
"Hey Kerri, would you like..."
"Some tacos!"
"Yeah! Well aren't we just two butts in a banana"
by omally June 28, 2018
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Jacob with two b's

If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.
Oh no I just made eye contact with Jacob with two b's
by Jacob with two e's March 14, 2019
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two faced slut

Who did he cheat on you with?
-probably that two faced slut
by yoooidfk1256 October 09, 2015
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Two All Beef

When someone over uses a term or a joke when making fun of some one..

When you do not have a come back when someone tells a joke..
Me: Hey Kheaven, I can see myself in your Forehead...
Kheaven: HAHA.. Two All Beef!!
by Italyboy546 August 05, 2011
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tony two bags

Nickname for the waste of money Anthony Rendon, who plays for the Los Angeles Angels.
Tony two bags finally got a hit after going hit less for the whole season.
by Hartaka May 20, 2023
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