Turkey Day

The day we celebrate when our lord and savior ASB1 graced us with his radiant light. It happened September 30 the year of out Lord 1974.

Today is September 20th! Only 10 more days 'til Turkey Day!!!

by sweet_baby_breezus September 22, 2014

Thanks Giving Turkey

The main course of thanks giving, and not good with out a chicken and a duck shoved up its ass.

Grandma made thanks giving turkey!!!

by Abraham lincoln v.2 January 30, 2009

Free Turkey Dinner

A bargining chip used to pawn off unsuspecting customers

I'll give you two turkey dinners if you ring Ambrose O'Sullivan

by Herself July 22, 2004

White headed turkey

Argumentative, delinquent youth with general lack of respect for any type of knowledge or proven fact. Behavior is generally caused by confusion of their sexuality.

Julian is a white headed turkey yo.

by Fuhqjules January 9, 2019

operation turkey swap

During a presentation, it is the act of swapping in prepared data to stand in for actual data that would otherwise take time to process, in an effort to present to an audience seamlessly and avoid delays. The origins of "operation turkey swap" come from a television trick performed on cooking shows, where a prepared turkey could be immediately displayed without having to wait for any cooking time.

Without operation turkey swap, Business would've thought our application was slow!

by kh-dev June 6, 2019

Wisconsin Turkey Neck

The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.

"Last night I totally gave Jessica a Wisconsin Turkey Neck , because she ran out of condoms."

by Elephant Ear Rape January 21, 2017

To catch the crazy turkey

To have sex.

Michael and Lindsay went over there to catch the crazy turkey.

by TooApologetic December 14, 2014