Donut Clue

When making a selection from an unknown set of donuts, look for a doughnut clue such as fruit or cream. Such clue will be on the side of the donut
Yo! What kind of donut is this?

“Look for a donut clue on the side
by RobR11 March 02, 2018
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Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner
My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut
by Horse Peener December 02, 2023
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dusty donut

Must summon the ashes of a deceased grandmother (preferably yours or your sexual life partner) only then to sprinkle on to the sexual organ of your said respected specimen (living) to then set It on fire... Your mission: put out the fire via intercourse. Commence the dusty donut. Your welcome ;)
Hey Chester, are we using Ethal or Agetha this time for the the dusty donut?

Chester: Ehh, Ethal i think died older... The finer the wine, the better :)
by TheMadrian April 02, 2016
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Brown Donut

My brown donut is especially sore this afternoon from all the shits i took all day.
by Blacknight2-00 January 02, 2020
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Protein Donut

The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.
Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.
by Carrotman424 July 03, 2018
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Protein Donut

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”
by 8c’s September 28, 2021
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Protein Donut

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.
“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”
by 8c’s September 28, 2021
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