Houdini into the Spider-Man

When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man

Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.

by Houdini into the Spider-Man July 20, 2024

Spider-Man Pop 1223

my awesome fuckin pop

hey did you see the spider-man pop 1223
yea that's fuckin awesome

by sigma skibidi rizzla July 23, 2024

Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider

Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.

by Clevervirus July 24, 2024

spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a bite less blow job

Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I pit a spider gag on him. (Also good for him to give a proper face fucking!)

by anonymous August 14, 2024

spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job

Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I put a spider gag on him. (Also good training for him to get used to face fucking!)

by anonymous August 14, 2024

Spider

Spider is a guy that drives a shitty golf.

It can be used in a sentence by saying “look at spider over there in his shitty golf

by ball guy February 1, 2023

Spider Juice

Noun
A 'North-Coast Emo Core' band that transcend reality and bend space and time. They like the colour green and are very spooky but in a cool Beetlejuice type way (however their name is unrelated to this franchise, the origin of it is in fact only known to 6 people worldwide).

Spider Juice is also a dark coloured cocktail comprised of; Cola, Grenadine, Amaretto and Dark Rum. Usually served with a novelty plastic spider or paper umbrella.

"YO... you're the guitar player from Spider Juice!? I follow @spiderjuiceband on Instagram and have to admit I am surprised to see you here on this bench. Sorry, 'Spider-Juice', I forgot about the hyphen."

by PeterTheHorseIsHere February 11, 2023