When your friend is a closeted furry and leaves to fill the cats or dogs cause they were getting low
I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground
by DKDM July 11, 2024
Get the Dirty Evanmug. A guy with the greatest meme taste and a deep taste in music. He is a wanna-be funny guy on the outside and a great romantic on the inside. He will love his significant other with everything he has, and will reject any thirsty thots that appear on his path to get to his destiny. His lover. If you find an Evan you might be like “eh” at first but give it a shot and see what happens.
by ew_crablegs December 14, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by BoiBoiBoi123456789 November 24, 2021
Get the Evanmug. shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.
Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.
by kinggoblin October 27, 2020
Get the Evansmug. by bob.vance January 21, 2020
Get the Evanmug. Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan
by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022
Get the Pulling an Evanmug. a tall guy with a hot deep voice.
by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018
Get the evan gramcrackermug.