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Bob Balaban

1.) A diminutive character actor known for playing awkward intellectuals in stylish glasses, especially in the films of indie auteurs such as Christopher Guest, Wes Anderson, etc.

2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.
Steve: You trying to hit the club tonight?

Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.
by TheBobBalaban March 3, 2022
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Bob Jamaican

by Bob Jamaican May 26, 2018
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Weirdo-bob

A term used for someone that appears strange, almost out of place with the surrounding environment. Someone that, when seen, can make one feel scared, creeped out, or mystified by their appearance, often making you want to leave.
"That man in that mask looks like Weirdo-bob"
by Wardoob May 19, 2016
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brice and bob

Two average stoners who can vibe with everyone 😎🔥
Brice and bob are cool 😎
by Rarekfb May 9, 2022
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bob rossed

when you make a senerio sound better than it it
beth: wow look at this happy dead body! well atleast hes ina better place

Emily: you really bob rossed this moment , beth
by cordogs:) March 2, 2020
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Bob Randal

This deceased pilot is a legend. He sunk his plane in a lake in northern Wisconsin. More specifically, underneath a certain family's swim raft. The plane is sunk underneath 3 feet of muck and seaweed and the air continues to leak out until one day, his body will float to the top. His spirit haunts the lake, and he drags victims down to the murky bottom. If you're swimming in a lake in northern wisconsin and something grabs your foot, it's probably Bob Randal.
*swimming in the dark*
Girl: "Ha, I hope Bob Randal doesn't get you, bae. Watch out."
*there's a slash, then silence*
Girl: "Bae.....?"
by hipstervoleslayer August 4, 2014
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Gothic Bob

An old school goth kinda a Robert Smith wannabe (hence Bob ) . Listens mostly to 80s bands .Dresses very simply either like a dad or band shirts and loose pants Its a common internet name ( yeah I'm a regular guy except I listen to Combichrist),.
Girl 1-That 40 year old guy in the skinny puppy tee has been trying to hit on us

Girl 2- yeah he is such a gothic Bob.Bet he has seen every band .
by Tupac Insecure September 24, 2016
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