Sleep off the meat

Sleeping after sex

When a woman has just had sex with a man and says "I think I need to sleep off the meat "

by Fierox March 11, 2017

sleeping like a gypsy

When you sleep erratic, in many different positions ultimately leading to a neck ache the next morning.

Dang! My neck hurts! I must be sleeping like a gypsy at night!

by SATY55 December 14, 2021

Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation

When your close friend/loved one cant figure out if you slept or not until they look at you posted today.

Jerry: dude you look so tired, you ok?
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!

by why does this exist? July 15, 2020

sleeping about you

To think about a person while you rest with your eyes open.

He my love I can’t stop sleeping about you, your the only thing I can think of .

by Theloverman January 15, 2018

sleeping booty bomb

When you have gas as you sleep and you let big farts rip while you're sleeping waking up your significant other with a rumbling booty bomb.

Last night my wife was startled awake by a sleeping booty bomb

by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018

Cath's Sleep Schedule

Something inconsistent

Ugh my Valorant match history is like Cath's sleep schedule

by HoneyBunches23 June 17, 2021

Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.

As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.

by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011