Land Yabby

Someone who is acting/behaving completely out of line and making a fool of themselves.

Settle down Ryan you land yabby.

by Pisstank98 October 28, 2021

Land Octopus

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.

Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.

by Kurmithaflog May 13, 2022

Mark Land

Another Word For Time Out Created By Mr. Russell, A Social Studies And World History Teacher. Mostly Happens After Random Comments...

Mark, You Have To Go To Mark Land For 10 Minutes.

by JosephTheElf August 31, 2017

land text

a postcard

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.

by journalismo May 5, 2018

Loren Land

The place you get stuck at when the 12 year cycle doesn't pan out and when the English language is based on the word Id. Thousands of years will pass you by and you will be STUCK AS FUCK WITHOUT AN EXIT STRATEGY

Fuck Loren land.

by TROUBLE4AFEW November 28, 2020

carrier landing

When the pilot lands your flight by slamming the plane on to deck as if to engage a tail hook to prevent rolling into the sea.

That carrier landing gave me whiplash.

by Jeff-fu September 7, 2019

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022