Hostess fruit-pie

A flaming or smoldering 'mo

Elton John is a hostess fruit-pie that squats to pee

by Frank Lee Usuck III March 15, 2019

fruit wagon

Someone who is loud obnoxious, stupid or just plane annoying. Dolt can be subbed in.

Those girls never stop yapping! What a bunch of fruit wagons!

by The fountain of youth. September 17, 2019

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019

Jay Fruits

A guy everyone seems to have at least heard of in the state of Indiana

P1:“Who’s that goofy as dog bald guy?”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook”

by Chick English September 26, 2019

Fruit Punch

When one mixes various fruit flavoured lubes and begins fisting their partner.

I gave my girlfriend a fruit punch in the ass as she sat on my face.

by Pizzaboy58 December 20, 2017

Fruits Basket

Another word for ‘Balls’

I wanna dip my Fruits Basket in it!!!

by ChikinTheThird April 22, 2018

leaf fruit

An orange leaf

Bob: I like your shirt, what color is that?
Jim: leaf fruit! stem hair

by Stem hair May 2, 2018