Ice cream coma

When eating ice cream leads to a coma.

Lance could not wake up from his ice cream induced coma, hence ice cream coma.

by Kent Bigcannon October 25, 2019

Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.

After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.

by Nosferatu October 31, 2019

Cincinnati cream swirl

When a bro nuts on a girl's chest or stomach and then proceeds to draw a picture with his cum using his dick a paint brush.

I was banging this bitch out and finished it off with a Cincinnati cream swirl on her tits. I put that bitch to sleep bro.

by South American Fish Hook May 9, 2011

Cream His Niners

Slang - used when someone is much too excited given the situation at hand, or used personally when one is in total disbelief. Originally coined by a student at Western Heights Middle School in Hagerstown, MD, in the mid-90's, this phrase was used to describe an excitable neighbor of one the students that loved to wear San Fransisco 49ers zebra pants - this neighbor seemed to always be getting very worked up and excited, and the phrase, "He's creamin' his niners (pants)" was born. Usable today in almost any situation.

He's going to cream his niners when he sees my new truck.

I about cream my niners every time I shoot my new gun.

by NHHSDave October 15, 2010

Hillbilly cream-tea

girl on top, aka "cow girl", with her finger up your ass feeding you cream buns.

"hey dude, i went back to this girls place last night, and she gave be a Hillbilly cream-tea. it was double awesome!"

by the wrong one February 1, 2009

Anal stretching cream

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.

Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.

by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019

Ice Cream Cunt

A person that offers or brings up ice cream and then doesn't deliver.

Peter is an ice cream cunt because they offered me ice cream but didn't bring it.

by NatashaisShan June 22, 2016