Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023

Math class bored

Definately another class of bored. Bored enough for you to write a definition of Urban Dictionary.

I'm soooo bored in mathhhh.
I'm Math class bored.

by GEO2009 May 12, 2023

math

worst subject

i hate math

by ilovesabrinacarpenter January 23, 2023

Math Mad

In simple words a person that have a strong relationship with the maths, using some math expresions un his phrases

The guy in my class is a math mad, he say to me "son of a binomio" "You are a zeptogram"

by Solidzer0 January 25, 2023

Math

Not as the easiest thing to do in school. For me it's like kind of easy it starts to be easy and then gets hard.

Me: *Parents make me studies*
Teacher: Guess what?
Classmate Girly1: A math game please be a fricking math game
Classmate Boy1: I wonder if its a math test.
Me: djsdhadhoai sfshhdfshdfkajsdf ahhahaahahahahaha bet not a test i swaeraererrr
Teacher: Its a test
Me: naodnaondonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"During Test"
Me : * Finishes after 10 mins*

Class: >cO

Me: What I'm forced to study

Everyone: *Wishes they did that* 0o0

by anonymous December 2, 2022

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

Permanent math

Instant permanent death.

Permanent math is a death

by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022