Perfect Shit

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.
Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!
by David August 08, 2006
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chicken shit

Coward... Cowardly... Wimp... Wimpy
That punk won't fight because he's a little chicken shit
by Tino September 02, 2003
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shit happens

used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration
Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!
by paul egan November 10, 2003
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shit stains

When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains.
Ah! I found shit stains in alyssa's pantie drawer!
by Shaniqua Bobiqua May 21, 2006
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ghost shit

Stool or dump of which there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it.
by r. mellie September 22, 2003
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oh shit

by RadicalHabit August 15, 2008
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Dew shits

When you drink an enormous amount of Mountain Dew and have uncontrollable diarrhea
I just got the dew shits after drinking a case of Mountain Dew
by Jcoon July 01, 2014
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