Ninja Beer

A beer you grab when you get home after being out with friends. You quickly take a sip to mask the the booze smell coming out of your pores. Your spouse assumes it's your first one since you just got home and isn't immediately pissed for you being shitfaced drunk.

When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is grab a Ninja Beer from the garage fridge, that way my wife won't know I've been at happy hour for the last 4 hours.

by elpac January 21, 2021

Beer Pong

A game in which dipshits play when they're wasted and think. Generally the person who can handle being drunk best win

Person 1: Did you see them two guys playing Beer Pong

Person 2: yeah they always be acting a fool

by Yoboimax August 13, 2017

Room Beer

When an alcoholic/college kid prefers to have a few drinks alone in their room. Often accompanied by netflix, youtube, music, or any combination of the three.

"Hey Bobby, sorry for not texting you back, I was having a few room beers and then passed out. Sorry for your loss though."

by Dick_Butkiss January 27, 2013

Beer Blocking

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.

George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.

by Darth Frak April 3, 2016

Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.

We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.

by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016

cover beer

the beer you carry around, but don't drink, to ensure that no one else offers you another; usually when you've "had enough"

Person: How did you manage not to get trashed like everyone else last night?

You: I had my cover beer around the end of the night.

Or

Friend: How about another beer?

You: Nah, cover beer.

by USANZ September 7, 2009

bridging beer

When you drink a weak as piss beer because a mate's either brought it over and you're trying not to offend them, or your alternative beer is strong and you need a temporary break from that sweet, sweet nectar because life with it is like continually shooting up rainbows and you need

something to remind you shit's real

Mate pass us a bridging beer

by Roboyo May 5, 2016