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oh my lordy lord

an expression commonly said when showing astonishment or disbelief, or in other cases, disappointment or excitement.
“why do I hear high heels clicking in the distance?” you look around.
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.

a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.

They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.

THE END
by shiny 🤖 October 20, 2022
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Lord Dragon Cock

A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .
by Ultra Violet July 26, 2022
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The Lord Farquaad

When you hire a midget to dress up like Lord Farquaad, and have sex with them.
I'm into role play, tonight I'll be trying The Lord Farquaad!
by Weena Chong July 5, 2022
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Lord

A Lord is most conmanly refereed to as a great ruler... but the actual meaning of this work has been long forgotten and not many people know it anymore, it refers to when a father comes back from going to the store to get milk after a long leave of absence.
Son: Dad where are you going?
Dad: I'm going to the store to become Lord of the milk.
by CallMeTerry April 16, 2021
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Death Lord Angus

A typical demon from a hentai short film that is usually seen with a female named Yuri.

Also a delicacy at the satanic steak house.
"Death lord Angus, what will I tell my father?" - Yuri

"I would like to order the deathlord Angus with a side of souls please"
by Death Lord Angus November 18, 2017
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Lord of sex

Being defind as a lord of sex is. A person who is a sex lord is a guy who has had sex with 50+ people and is such a sex lord that he is known worldwide as Lord of sex.
Being defined as a lord of sex is epic
by The Loathsom dung eater December 3, 2022
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Edge Lord Shadow

An edge lord whom stalks women in hopes to get a girlfriend but ends up creeping them out. He always has at least one girl he heavily stalks
Yo, Edge Lord Shadow was caught masturbating outside her house
by Litmclitson May 31, 2018
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