kevin mcfall

The biggest sult on the face of the earth. Remember to wipe your ass better, because i have herd that u find dingle berrys swinging around like Tarzan on a vine. I saw you bath water after u cleaned yourself and there was a dingle floating around in your bath water.... Please stop giving Griff those purpler nurpplers.... By the way you fat!

Griff: would you like ketchup with that master?
kevin: NOOOOOOO!
Griff: please don't make me eat anymore of those balls u call dingles, they don't really tast like berrys, I know u tried to tell me that dripping red stuff is cherry flavord but it really tasts like a mans blood...
kevin:No Nigga im a gunna force feed u dat healthy shiot....

by rodney March 12, 2005

Kevin Bacon

An unpopular side to most breakfasts.

Ariel: "I'm ordering eggs."
Courtney: Do you think Kevin Bacon will go with my breakfast?"
Ariel: I don't think Kevin Bacon goes with anything, does it?
Courtney: Yeah. It totally goes with heaps of stuff."
Ariel: Like what?"
Courtney: "A REALLY BAD STORY LINE. SNAP!"

by Douchebag Foetusface February 29, 2008

Dirty Kevin

Where you are eating and/or fucking pussy and ass at the same time.

You like it when I give you the Dirty Kevin. Cuz you cream and squirt at the same time.

by Scooby Doo 1977 October 6, 2021

Kevin Chen

A real broski, gangsta, and can get any hoe. The name is given to the Chinese boys with extremely long dicks as a infant, and suck their mothers tits till their 8.

"Oh my gosh, he is way to old to be breastfed"
"Chill, hes a Kevin Chen, he can do what he likes."

by #thathandleisalreadyinuse April 22, 2019

Kevin Mario

Kevin Mario is a hot babe and has a twin called melvin and everyone loves him and his boys adam and anesu

Kevin is meant to have a big dick but unfortunaty he was born with a 1 incher

Is that THE Kevin Mario
Ofc and im with ma boy mahmoud bata
i love bata
same
wanna kiss
ok bata
*makes out with bate*

by kwaramba February 20, 2022

white kevin

A very handsome and muscular man that is beloved by many and all who are blessed enough to know him. He is a god among men. He is a VERY sexy guy and is world renowned for his comedic skill and pleasuring the ladies. If you are lucky enough to get to know white kevin you should consider your life fulfilled.

"OMG White Kevin is so funny I could kiss him."

by sexy-man-4111 May 13, 2020

Monkey Kevin

A person so stoned that they have the typical brain function of a monkey.

"Did you hear about that kid who smoke so much he didn't know what his name was?"
"Yeah man, he's totally a monkey kevin."

by Monkey Kevin January 8, 2017