hoe day

Hoe day is when you celebrate all the hoes you know or have met in your life !have fun!

I fucked 36 men in one day. Celebrate hoe day!!

by Shay the hoe April 8, 2017

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Lazy Hoe

A Hoe That "Does" everything but the dishes.

That lazy hoe would rather clean my dick than the dishes.

by ThatNiggaChris June 12, 2006

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Any female residing in Freeport, Texas (AKA the Watta) who has more than 1 baby daddy, looking for more, has sharpie eyebrows, hoop earings, orange hair, jail-house tats, and wife beaters. These creatures can be spotted at all the classy hotspots such as:
Rumors
Mesquites
The Tunnel
and Junction (on Thursday nights).

Don't get too close, you might catch a disease. Usual prey are anybody with $10 in their pocket who is willing to buy a drink.
Usually residing in the old part of Freeport or Avenue J.

Look at white Kimberlea in her hot pink 1992 Infiniti. She is such a wannabe Freeport Hoe. Being pregnant in "club" Junction, doesn't qualify you as a Freeport Hoe.

by Layqueishea October 29, 2008

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Tow Hoe

An Un-independent single fat mother who likes to be choked slapped and beaten during anal sex with tow truck operators.

Yea that big bitch behind the glass at the office won't clear my call cause she is to worried about getting the D from all the drivers.... that bitch a TOW HOE!!

by Highway hero July 5, 2017

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phat hoes

A girl with a particularly fat ass.

Yo fam i be gettin phat hoes im talkin' phat ones.

by Im going to kermit suicide March 18, 2017

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hoe trap

Any girl on myspace.com that pictures herself as a "nice" girl. Then, when you have taken the bait, she becomes a fat hooker.

Often uses up-close shots to hide her hoe-ness.

Be aware, this happens a lot more than you might think.

Fred: Jess seems pretty nice
Tony: Don't do it man, hoe-trap.

by Fred-M. September 10, 2005

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