matthew sturnioloK

The reason my girlfriend dosent love me

Her: OMG I LIVE MATT STURNIOLO
Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended…
Me:…

Unboyfriended = sad 🖤💔🙁✌️👎🏽

by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023

Matthew Fletcher

A guy who can not weld and someone who scares the girls away from his bad breath and hair. Also a Matthew Fletcher can never grow a mans mustache.

(girl) Oh did you see that Matthew Fletcher at the club last night?

(girl 2) Oh you mean the one with bad hair and bad breath?
(girl) Yea that one, i see his work, he cant weld for shit. Id rather go bang his friend Will!
(girl2) Yea I agree.....what a dick.

by Mr Left March 17, 2015

Matthew

A very sexy black man, so sassy and doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut

Wow have you seen Matthew he's so sexy

by J4zzyB4exoxo December 15, 2024

Sexy Matthew

a sexy beast of a little boy. playing baseball and fucking bitches left and right. he’s prolly chill but his face is the sexiest cutest thing ever

wow that guy is such a sexy matthew

by meowmaster1234 March 20, 2024

matthew

he is very mysterious. he can make your day in heartbeat. matthews are very attractive and have a great personality.

matthews are a mystery

by thebearingbear June 23, 2021

Ronnie Matthews

The coolest person you can meet. Girls will love him he is also very athletic but his most favorite sport is Basketball. His skin tone is medium brown . His hair is black he's left handed.

I think i'd want a Ronnie Matthews

by Left handed Stephen Curry October 5, 2018

Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day

Matthew Taylor is a wanking shithead

by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022