A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.
Eg
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Eg
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Example.
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
by Tito Watts November 21, 2021
Get the foul and a missmug. by Miss Vangie 123 April 2, 2018
Get the Miss Vangiemug. Having a life in which from an observer's point of view, you have everything reasonable a person can wish for and are in a good place... And still find yourself in situations in which you feel your own happiness is shortened, as if there is still some kind of empty spot in your heart to be filled.
Even though her life has been always turbulent in many ways, she considered herself a happy person. Having loving friends, knowing her place in life, who and what she wanted to be, she thought that was all that mattered. Being aware there was nothing really to complain about, she kept on ignoring the small feeling of emptiness creeping in from time to time. It was impossible for her to tell what she was searching for, what or who could make her feel complete.
Until she met that one person, who was going to flip everything upside down for her.
Meeting him, soon, she felt how much she enjoyed spending time with him. They spent many hours talking, were in contact on a daily basis and shared their life's and everything that was going on in it. Hearing each other out when angry or sad, laughing together and discussing things that mattered to them, she felt like there has never been another person in her life by whom she felt more understood than by him.
Often, not even words were necessary to understand what the other one was thinking or going through and often none were necessary to comfort each other. Just being together, the closeness, a friendly touch was all it would take to make her feel everything is in the right place. A throughout feeling of confidence, happiness and inner peace filled her whenever she could be with him. Time would just stop and nothing else mattered. She finally realized it was him - the one thing she was searching for, her missing piece.
Until she met that one person, who was going to flip everything upside down for her.
Meeting him, soon, she felt how much she enjoyed spending time with him. They spent many hours talking, were in contact on a daily basis and shared their life's and everything that was going on in it. Hearing each other out when angry or sad, laughing together and discussing things that mattered to them, she felt like there has never been another person in her life by whom she felt more understood than by him.
Often, not even words were necessary to understand what the other one was thinking or going through and often none were necessary to comfort each other. Just being together, the closeness, a friendly touch was all it would take to make her feel everything is in the right place. A throughout feeling of confidence, happiness and inner peace filled her whenever she could be with him. Time would just stop and nothing else mattered. She finally realized it was him - the one thing she was searching for, her missing piece.
by Mrs. Over-Elaborate February 7, 2024
Get the Missing piecemug. Large oversized lesbian who loves girls with russian names run around with their thongs showing and their shorts rolled up to their necks.
by AS December 9, 2003
Get the Miss Gillammug. Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!
by Fuuuuk off November 3, 2019
Get the Miss school Mondaymug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025
Get the .9.Misdemeanor The Miss To Trying Vistas The All Are Lately Anuda.9.mug. by Makie luxanfurg September 30, 2019
Get the Throw yourself at the ground and missmug.