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Schlong Jump

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
by Dezmuz May 27, 2016
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Buffalo jump

To drive a herd of bison toward a cliff, where they stampede over the edge and fall to their deaths or be severely injured, making them easier to kill.
To keep Joe Biden staying in the race for so long was a buffalo jump !
by iscritto February 13, 2025
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Jump Out and Slide and Crash

UK Slang For The American Slang: “Spin The Block
by KingHassan February 15, 2025
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time jump

The more colloquial term for time travel used by time travellers.

Not to be confused with 'time skip', a plot device in fictional stories.
Refer to 'time jumpers' or simply 'jumpers' for the similar colloquial term for time travellers.
"Only way we can fix classified is if we time jump."

"We're never jumping at -25 sqwimbles again, I don't know why I listen to your ideas."

"Gear up, we're jumping in 5 minutes."
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024
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jump maxing

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing
by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024
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Jump

Jurriaan keeps on quitting the mission cause he can't jump for shit
by That old man with a long white November 22, 2019
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stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat
you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.
by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 3, 2011
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