juice rag

1. a small garment used to wipe semen of of ones partner multiple time without washing

2. a femine version of the term, "douche bag," whereas, typically males are referred to as "douce bag," a female (or feminine male) would be referred to as "juice rag"

1.)
Jill: "John, hurry up and wipe this shit off my back, it's starting to drip on the sheets!"

John: "I will, Jill, just let me find the juice rag!"

2.)
(while driving) "Hey, you fucking juice rag, inbound traffic has the right-of-way!

by fASCIIn8 November 2, 2010

Bruce-Juiced

(Search youtube video "1987 Bruce Willis Seagrams"). The act of getting drunk off of Seagrams because Bruce Willis skips down the street dressed in a white suit with the ladies in order to show how cool Seagrams make you.

"Want to get Bruce-Juiced?" "Yes, because with Seagrams, 'This is where the fun starts!'"

by juicybrucey March 3, 2010

narwhale juice

The juice of a narwhale, which is a badass, underwater unicorn. Said juice can grant the ability to be sexy as hell, have almost as much harcore epicness as chuck norris, and pull the best pranks history has ever seen. One time use grants a life of insane amazingness.

Dude: Wow that guy is so much better than everything, he has to have used narwhale juice!

by Rose. A January 2, 2012

Juice Maker

While you are giving her the shocker you start rubbing her clit with your thumb until it makes her juice

I gave her the juice maker until she was cumming all over the place.

by Dykeman September 14, 2006

pussy juice

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FEMALE CUM- ambrosia, spray, liquid, dew, flow, juice, nectar, love juices, female juices, honey, dribble, cum artist, cum bath, vagina juice, soup, slime, squirt, sweet, wet,

FEMALE CUM- ambrosia, spray, liquid, dew, flow, juice, nectar, love juices, female juices, honey, dribble, cum artist, cum bath, vagina juice, soup, slime, squirt, sweet, wet, pussy juice

by SirKane22 September 15, 2012

Happy Juice

A mixture of juice (pineapple, fruit punch or orange from concentrate) and alcohol usually rum (White or Aged) that taste nothing like liquor and fools many into believing they are drinking only juice until the effects start to take effect. Happy juice is usually stronger than drinking the same liquor on another basis as many bottles can be used and the taste barely changes.

Recipe can be experimented with and varied to drinkers preference

Some girls don't like to drink straight hard liquor so they drink Happy Juice as an alternative and get even more fucked up.

by abelizeanwhodrinksalot August 7, 2009

pipe juice

The water one drinks from a public water fountain. Name given due to the abnormal taste the water acquires after running through questionably clean pipes.

"I'm not drinking from the school's water fountain. It tastes like pipe juice."

by Oblea Nobody June 9, 2007