Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 7, 2023

Greg Chief Jones

Name of a very important person a Master Chief of his tripe ,a watcher of all things ,A man of very important intellect and intelligence

If you want to kill gaints ask Greg Chief Jones

by Mr Greg Chief Jones July 29, 2023

Davey Jones

One of the baddest mutha f-ers you ever will know. Can’t kill him. Biggest, most honest heart and will protect you with his life. Crazy AF but always fun. Homie knows his shit and has been there done that. You’d be lucky to know this dude.

Yo! You must be some kind of Davey Jones or something! You’re nuts but I love ya!

by Patapuss August 5, 2023

Osmosis Jones

Haha funny blood cell movie

Why are the white blood cells blue colored tho ;-; Mf looks like elemental water dude

osmosis Jones is a movie made by Warner Bros in 2001 and it is one of the best movies ever. Osmosis Jones also has a series called "ozzy&drix" and it's an absolute damn feverdream

by ItsTheNatShack August 18, 2023

Sacc Jones

An affectionate term for a person who exceeds expectations in a surprising and powerful way. Sac is the French term for ‘bag’.

Origin unknown, written records show to have been first used by notably French Minnesota Timberwolf, Rudy Gobert, on his Instagram story of future NBA MVP Anthony Edwards (son of Michael Jordan) in the 2022-2023 NBA season.

Slang: sac, saaaaaaaacc, sac jones, jones

After his play in 2023 FIBA, the rest of the country realized that Anthony Edwards is sacc jones; something Minnesota knew all along

by Sacc Thun August 20, 2023

Mark Jones

He spends the first our of the lesson running a demo, The same demo he showed us the day before

Uh oh, Mark jones is on his demo already

by im-a-robot-thanks September 4, 2023

Jamicheal Jones

A Ladies Man from Georgia. He never grew past 5’9 but he is an Incredible Athlete with a great physique. Lightskin with coily hair and seductive eyes that will make you want to stargaze into them. Knew to be goofy and dance a lot but loves to be alone mostly. If you ever meet him, he will positively impact you.

Keria - “I wish I never let Jamicheal Jones leave from my life!”

by Jupiter’s Dual September 13, 2023