Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023
That old empty warehouse by the river burned down last night with no one around. Sounds suspicious like arson. it was just a little Jersey LIghtning
by Sunnync May 20, 2020
The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
by Nighthawk259 March 07, 2021
A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022
by pedo9100 September 12, 2020
When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.
by LongIslandTom March 08, 2021