Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

Jason

He’s an annoying little rat that everyone hates

Ew look it’s jason

by Uh ok..... May 6, 2024

Jason

A bully, especially a lunkhead jock with biceps for brains who prides himself on picking on those weaker than himself, and/or those who can't defend themselves.

Eric Hughes is such a Jason, he brags about beating up kids in wheelchairs

by Golden Hawk October 30, 2025

Jasonism

A confident statement that makes up colloquialisms to articulate something others don’t fully understand.

That man is as strong as a wood-peckers lips. - Jasonism

by Doc Hudson November 1, 2025

jason blunt

two hits spread out in one blunt. extremely gapped and not smooth hitting

p1: bro that didn’t even get me anywhere

p2: probably because he rolled a jason blunt

by cartchiefer November 16, 2025

Jason Bloodtism

People that love the character Jason Blood and have Autism

I have Jason Bloodtism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 26, 2025

Jason Sheets

The type of person to hookup with old ladies and Dollar General lot lizards. They're usually middle aged bald men who listen to remixes of already existing music and think they're high rollers but are actually broke due to their miller tall boy addiction.

Hey look at that guy getting his peen swallowed by that granny he must be a Jason Sheets

by Idiotcowboy69 December 3, 2025