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Shoes

Shoes- shoes r- well.. the houses/ beds for your feet, shoes can come in many forms because- humans like to overcomplicate things...

Shoes are for your feet- to hide your feet, cause there is no such thing as pretty feet ( sorry for those who love there feet or have a foot fetish ) you know what feet are so ugly we invented a second layer to hide them- socks.
Your feet: ” im cold and everyone is staring at me”

You: “no problem one second...”

* put on socks *

You: “ no wait your not hidden enough you can still se the shape of your feet”

- adds shoes -

You : “ Perfect “ 👌🏻
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019
mugGet the Shoesmug.

Shoe

You say cap for lies and say shoe for truth
Example:

That’s cap 🧢

No it’s shoe 👞, I saw you hoe.
by Foodbaddie527 January 15, 2021
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Shoes

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shoes

A common used word when a teacher or boss is coming, a type of warning for the other workers or students
I like your SHOES they are very nice.
this signaling that a teacher is coming
by John Krakmeire April 20, 2018
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liams shoes

his shoes are delightfully polished. Although they lack in laces they r made up for by his big heart and kind souk
"wow you have the liams shoes on, there so nice"
by stebry September 4, 2025
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sandy shoe

When a partner is having sexual intercourse with lots of people (Each grain of sand represents a person) and filling or being filled like sand in a shoe.
Your girlfriend spreads herself around like a sandy shoe
by CarparkJohn April 23, 2018
mugGet the sandy shoemug.

elvish shoes

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanboys and fangirls love being stomped by DIO while he WRYYYs.
Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO
by MUstarDmAn1867 June 8, 2020
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