Irish Blumkin

When a man spend all day eating corned beef and cabbage, and drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day. While he's sitting on the toilet taking a stinky shit and a lady comes in (wearing a red wig and tartan skirt preferably), and gives him a blowjob.
Dude, Joan was so drunk on St. Paddy's Day she gave Bill an Irish Blumkin at the Shamrock bar.
by MTBubbleHead June 09, 2018
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Irish Baptism

When you're at a party and someone's throwing up in the bathroom, you grab the back of their head and stick it into the toilet!
Yo, I totally gave Seamus an Irish Baptism last night!
by Seamus McCoy March 14, 2013
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irish bullfrog

"Danny, you have an Irish bullfrog for a cock!!!"
by SlimJim32 December 01, 2013
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Irish Carbomb Song

A song invented at the University of Arizona by Chidi and O'shea in 2006. It goes by;

Carbombs! Carbombs!
Up and down!
left and right!
holy shit!
what the fuck!
(CHANT once or twice)

The crew chanted the Irish carbomb song at North on 4th
by Parker Bolton January 15, 2008
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Irish Steakhouse

i went down to the irish steakhouse and had a big mick for lunch.
by clamsnouterific August 05, 2010
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Irish Cattle Prod

Proforming intercourse whilst attached to jumper cables from either the nipples, clavicle maximus or upper humerous. (preferably 6-12 volts)
Felix-"Samantha and i are getting pretty serious, she said she wanted to try a Irish Cattle Prod tonight!"

Stan- "that sounds great!"
by CristianFlorindi October 14, 2014
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Irish Baby Rattle

\I"rish Ba"by Rat"tle\;(proper noun): A home made child's toy, made from an empty beer bottle and a bent bottle cap that is placed inside the bottle producing the desired rattle effect.
I was baby sitting my brother's infant son, and I didn't have any toys for him to play with so I made him an Irish Baby Rattle from an empty beer bottle.
by 00Mancandy March 20, 2011
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