Juice Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a drink.

"Aye, dawg. You want some of this Juice Willis? It's to DIE HARD for."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

narwhale juice

The juice of a narwhale, which is a badass, underwater unicorn. Said juice can grant the ability to be sexy as hell, have almost as much harcore epicness as chuck norris, and pull the best pranks history has ever seen. One time use grants a life of insane amazingness.

Dude: Wow that guy is so much better than everything, he has to have used narwhale juice!

by Rose. A January 02, 2012

loin juice

sperm from a randy human male.

"What's on the menu for tonight Biff?", asked Dottie.
"Loin juice," replied Biff, "And plenty of it!"

by Jonny Cakes June 15, 2006

Bruce-Juiced

(Search youtube video "1987 Bruce Willis Seagrams"). The act of getting drunk off of Seagrams because Bruce Willis skips down the street dressed in a white suit with the ladies in order to show how cool Seagrams make you.

"Want to get Bruce-Juiced?" "Yes, because with Seagrams, 'This is where the fun starts!'"

by juicybrucey March 03, 2010

Zeus juice

Ejaculation, cum, sperm from a penis nicknamed Zeus for the god-like resemblance.

I can't wait for you to get out of jail and give me some Zeus juice!

by konavixen February 04, 2010

City Juice

Any unknown liquid coming from above in an urban setting.

Spit, Beer, Urine, Air Conditioner Drip, etc..
"I thought I got hit by some City Juice but I think it was just raining."

by DOGGIE-C September 26, 2008

Juice Maker

While you are giving her the shocker you start rubbing her clit with your thumb until it makes her juice

I gave her the juice maker until she was cumming all over the place.

by Dykeman September 14, 2006