pushing through the paper

When one wipes their ass and their finger goes through the paper, touching the poop and butthole.

Oh no I was accidentally pushing through the paper and now I have doodle-fingers!!

by cupramen April 20, 2018

paper

yummy yummy tummy tummy food food good good

guy 1: hey i sure would like some paper
guy 2: yes me too because paper is yummy yummy tummy tummy food food good good

by benevolentben January 28, 2020

paper steak

Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag

I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks

by don vonjovi November 4, 2013

Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

by Bdubya76 July 18, 2022

Paper Cuff

Impulsive cuffing of a significant other, so to the world you are together but mentally you know you aren't.

Ah did you see how Ryan paper cuff Natalie last week?

by Gdhjsdj April 1, 2024

Brown toilet paper

You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.

Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.

by Poopy bed June 8, 2022

Paper towel rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks October 26, 2024