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hair metal

Hair metal is subgenre of heavy metal. Also called glam metal. It started on the sunset strip in los angeles. The sunset strip was made famous by van halen. Quiet riot got signed and other bands started to get signed like ratt,dokken,montley crue. The music was pretty good. Most people thinks it gay music cause the bands wore catskin,makeup and looked like hot chicks. Maybe you should ask all the groupies from back then if they were gay. Later bands like bon jovi,warrent,and winger are not hair metal there hair pop-rock bands or whatever. They ripped off poisons succsesful balled every rose has it thorn. With there own balleds.
Hair metal:montley crue,dokken,ratt,quiet riot. Not hair metal: guns n roses,poison,winger
by sage thunder March 31, 2010
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Splitting Hair

When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.
I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.
by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009
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pubic hair

the most flamible part of a human body. Why do u think red heads are frotches (fire crotch)?
Eww, some one left pubic hair in my soup.
by David smells April 5, 2003
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hair pie

Common slang used by many, referring to the female organ, the Vagina, or as I like the call it, the Pussy. Also it is usually hairy.
"Oh my god I got like, three hair pies last night dude!"
by John Stucko March 31, 2003
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hair taco

oh fuck shes got a fucking hairy taco man
by ram man April 27, 2003
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scene hair

Basically... a matted mop with color and streaks.


That's the best I can describe it.
Scene hair: Ugly, matted, stinks from not washing it to keep the colors in.
by rant.pop June 25, 2008
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Hair-Socket

Hair-Socket: n. When the hairs of your ass entangle, after your ass dries up, and the pulling becomes extraordinarily painful.
Jim: Pete I have a Hair-Socket

Pete: Use some vasalene on it

Jim: But it burns my ASS!
by Devtrooper June 10, 2009
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