national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

Timothy Shin Huang's Girlfriend

Timothy Shin Huang is pretty much just like his mom which is easy to sleep with, very sexual, and totally hot. Tim's girlfriend is pretty hot and likes to be with Tim because he's rich. Timothy Shin Huang's Girlfriend likes to sleep with everyone. She has a personal Porn Hub account and even i'm in one. However Timothy Shin Huang has never been in one or slept with her once.

Timothy Shin Huang's girlfriend is hot.

by LELELELE is better then Tim March 2, 2020

Grab your girlfriend's titties day

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day

If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you

by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021

Therion girlfriend

a girlfriend that is not real but in you imagination goonotizes you

I just got my very first therion girlfriend

by Mr Beldings Therion girlfriend May 4, 2024

Girlfriended

To be categorised separately from someone's main social group.

Refers to the act of not allowing your social life to crossover with your sex life.

Person 1: I'm heading out for my 18th with my mates.

Person 2: Oh hey how come you didn't ask me to join?

Person 1: Nah we'll do something on the weekend for it.

Person 2: Woah since when have I been girlfriended?

by SilverToffee May 23, 2009

girlfriend

A female that is your mom, lover, and your best friend. She will make sure you're happy and doing ok. She will be the one to scream at the top of her lungs at you, and she will be the one who laughs along with your jokes. From yelling at you to carefully taking care of you. This is how a girlfriend should be. Your ride or die. Your lover and your soul. You better love her a lot. Remember a girl will treat you the way you treat her!

damn, bro, my girlfriend is amazing
my girlfriend yelled at me yesterday for not feeding the cat but she loves me anyway!

by WestHighIsAmazing May 26, 2020

Girlfriend

Something you're clearly missing in your life cz you'd be talking to her rn instead of being a complete idiot

This mf don't got a girlfriend 😅

Ps if she left u sorry took her

by How bored r u September 1, 2021