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lukes girlfriend

where is she?
"Where is lukes girlfriend?"
"He is a lonley waste of sperm"
by Shane63 February 22, 2023
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November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Nov. 15 is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day. even if she already has all of them..
girl: " it's November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day, you know what that means
boy: fine * gives girl his hoodie*
by urban.mom November 13, 2021
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national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it
bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
by gracelillian February 27, 2021
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girlfriends

girl one: hey girlfriends
girl two: hey girly
girl three: what's up bitch
by daddy????? 420 December 1, 2021
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Get your girlfriend Chick-Fil-A day

on August 9th, go and buy your girlfriend her favorite order from Chick-Fil-A!
Hey Bobby, did you get Casie food for Get Your Girlfriend Chick-Fil-A Day??
by TaMaEl November 3, 2020
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Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
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Jacobs girlfriend

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"
by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020
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