Fruit Salad

I bowl of various unlabeled drugs put out for consumption at a pill popper party.

I dug into that fruit salad looking for Benzos and found some Ludes.

by Mol5on September 10, 2021

Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit while lying on a bed of silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home. Today has been a drag. Time for you to fruit me"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

Brian Fruit

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by synussy September 13, 2021

Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

It was so hot outside he had to perform a Fruit Rollup - schluuurp!

by Ms. Pinky December 13, 2008

No Fruit

To refuse something in an autistic fashion, even when it's for the benefit of the no fruiter.

Phil: "You should try Mangoes, they taste great."

Coxy: "No fruit."
Phil: "At least come on this holiday with us, we will pay for your flights, you'll enjoy yourself."

Coxy: "No fruit."

Phil: "But, why? You need a holiday."

Coxy: "NO FRUIT!"

by AggressiveKoala November 26, 2020

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011

Crotch fruit

Children born by natural child birth.

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.

by Samboniez May 30, 2020