Real Estate Agent

A woman who negotiates the "sale" of some "private property." In other words, a prostitute.

Hey, I was just looking for a "Real Estate Agent" in the phonebook.

by Wallydon January 6, 2010

Real Jager Bomb

A Real Jager Bomb is a shot of Jager dropped into a cup off beer, sometimes confused with pussy Jager bombs where people drop Jager into Red Bull.

I drank a "Real Jager Bomb" yesterday by dropping a shot of Jager into beer and all the pooseys dropped their Yager into Red Bull and grew vaginas.

by Ben Franklin Graeff May 25, 2011

Na Fo Real

No way Are you Kidding

Lil'Jon:I just got ma damn car so crunk itz a fly hoopied.
Katrina:Na Fo Real
Lil'Jon:Fo Real

by Blake May 13, 2005

Real Salt Lake

A Major League Soccer club based in the Salt Lake City suburb of Sandy, Utah. Nicknamed "RSL", the club at first got a lot of criticism because they were very bad and had an un-American name. However, it dwindled down after the won the Cup title in 2009 and excelled in the CONCACAF Champions League.

Colorado Rapids Fan: We won the MLS Cup '10!!!

Real Salt Lake: Psh, took you 15 years! Took us only five!

by jonnigga November 30, 2010

Real Mothafuckin' Soft

Smooth, elegant, refined--dope. Masculinity at it's purest form. Strength embodied softly.

Dang, Steph's jumper is real mothafuckin' soft.

...

Remember when Deon went 100 yards on his toes, that shit was real mothafuckin' soft.

by Isingofshine February 22, 2023

Real-Time Fandub

An improvised redub of a show, movie or game that's done with friends, in one take and with a poor memory of the source material. This improv game was created by Charley Marlowe, and is also prominently used by Penny Parker (SnapCube).

I think a Real-Time Fandub of Over the Garden Wall might be fun!

by INNERLMNT May 5, 2022

Real Major Syndrome

Real major syndrome or R.M.S is an affliction that affects many college students (mainly the ones without a liberal arts degree).
This crippling disease is caused by intense work loads of homework, tets and projects. This syndrome will result in the lack of a social life and friends in general. The only known cures are dropping out or changing majors.

ex 1
"Hey Tim wanna go out tonight?"
"Naw I can't I got to study for two test tommorow."
"sounds like you got Real Major Syndrome"

by ridetheyak October 2, 2009