evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Evan

Drives a slow ass beat to shit 7.3 has a black womens ass makes fun of everyone to make him feel better about him self says he can get any girl but has been daiting the same girl his whole life also like to get his fudge packed by mandingo

Evan is gay

by Gunitgod December 3, 2018

evan raupe

he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.

Bro! evan raupe almost shot up the school again!

Who else but evan....

by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018

Evan

the little ho of the friend group who belongs to their girlfriend (fact)

He's the Evan of the group

by rach4realz December 12, 2018

Evan hough

Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him

Someone ran into a truck it must be Evan hough

by Nigga man Cole December 13, 2018

Evan

Evan is A good friend Evan is also a nice person Evan makes a lot of friends I know when Evan sees someone feeling down he makes them better ..... I think it makes sense.

~rickyisdabest

When Yiu see Evan when you see happiness.

by Rickyisdabest December 15, 2018

Evan

Evan is a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER and is extremely gentle with women.
He is a handsome guy with sweet shoes.
All the ladies want Evan

(Sarah) Omg did u see Evan over there?
(Jess) Ya i heard hes a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER.

by Eeevvvvaaaannnn52 December 17, 2018