douche-baggery

The acts a douche bag performs.

A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.

B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?

by braetonfaith May 8, 2010

Douche-marine

When a person is submerged 20,000 leagues in their douchebaginess. Basically the ultimate douche.

Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!

by jooshyfroot July 23, 2014

Handi-Douche

A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi

An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.

Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him

by hahahabitchhahahah March 12, 2010

douche holster

A vest

Looks like Thad wore his douche holster.

by silentscope202 September 27, 2013

Douche-nibbler

One who nibbles on douches and/or douchebags.

A sexual movement including a woman and a man, ETC.

A complete moron/jackass, but when you get tired of calling them a "Douchebag"

A person who had a prank pulled on, but completely oblivious of it.

"That guy is such a DOUCHE-nibbler! What the hell is his problem?"

by Khengus March 5, 2009

douche maneuver

An action that results in becoming a douchebag.

Ted locks the car door before Ben can get in.

Bed: Dude, that was a total douche maneuver.

by Psyche521 January 26, 2009

douche platoon

a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time

The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.

by abstyle78 July 31, 2009