stationaires disease

To design other peoples wedding invitations and not get paid...

I must have stationaires disease to let you get me to do your wedding invites for free!!

by ohh that was nice mummy! November 17, 2015

Celeb disease

When a celebrity gets away with being a terrible person because of their status.

Dude isn’t _______ so cool? No dude you just have celeb disease.

by carebearcares#7 December 8, 2023

david disease

When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid

That kid has david disease.

by Meatrider69 June 14, 2023

Exzachary Disease

When your face looks exzachary (exactly) like your ass.

Maddy has exzachary disease, because her face looks exzachary like her ass.

by jittlyang February 25, 2025

Frogman’s disease

The reason given when a very tactical alpha male (i.e. Navy Seals “Frogmen,” federal agents, special forces, & fighter pilots), only have daughters.

Yeah! I have the frogman’s disease. No sons, just four daughters.

by Tyr Actual November 28, 2021

HTTP disease

A very rare disease (there are no known cases of it) where you involuntarily say something similar to "404 page not found" upon encountering a situation you are not prepared for.

Person 1: Hello, I have HTTP disease.
Person 2: I don’t believe you and I now hate you for lying!
Person 1: 404 page not found.

by PlaceReporter99 September 12, 2023

Miniaturejoshey Disease

You may contract this disease from interacting with Miniaturejoshey while on the Hypixel server in Minecraft. People who have contracted this disease often lose higher brain function and a sense of reason. You might find such individuals in Hypixel lobbies or on Twitter talking about Miniaturejoshey. Despite doing this for many years, they do not seem to be able to return to normal and spiral into madness.

"He has unfortunately contracted the Miniaturejoshey Disease."

by georgefilipe June 5, 2024