urban dictonary

A place where faggots and losers and niggers and bitches and hoes and sluts and fucks go to write useless shit like this. There is maybe two or three competent users on this website and they were scared away by the degenerate losers who should game end themselves. FUck Fuck. I hate and love urban dictonary at the same time and I can't tell if I deserve this ecstacy, the eternal bliss. I am going to fucking kill somebody. This is what happens when I am on urban dictonary for too long.

Fuck: "Hey? Wanna go on urban dictonary?"
Bob: "Fuck no Nigga"

by Fun Facts! Fun Words! December 8, 2022

social network dirtbag

Person who follows you on a social network that gets you to follow back then unfollows you just to get more followers.

Bubbles just followed me on instagram. I'll follow her back. Bubbles unfollowed me but I am still following her. What a social network dirtbag!

by Dragonstrike! July 5, 2014

big daddy dirtbag

A man With a dirty large schlong he is a daddy to all the bitches and had mad hoes

My big daddy dirtbag had a threesome with me and my friend last night

by THE real big daddy dirtbag November 20, 2017

Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

Dirt Devil

A homosexual,an active sodomite.

That dirt devil will be everyone's favorite prison bitch.

by U Kan 2 December 15, 2007

Dirt Devil

The Act of sucking your partners chili ring with your lips. the goal of the whole process is to obtain the Poo-Poo in your Cum-receptical. once the Poo-Poo is in the Hot box, add some Cool-aid to the mix and swash it around for your pleasure. Enjoy

Justin Dirt Deviled the shit out of Blake last night and then gave the common courtesy of giving him a reach around....

by Capt. Candle June 21, 2010

Wham! and the dirt is gone!

(Usually followed up with a slap to the face on the Wham!)

A politicly correct way of mimicing the Cilit Bang adverts, without offending any Suicide Bombers trevelling on the tube with you.

or

A phase used when happy slapping George Michael.

Hi I'm Barry Scott,Wham! and the dirt is gone!

Eisel:Oi, isn't that George Michael comotosed over there?
Chris:Yeah
Eisel:Get ur phone ready
Hey george, Wham! and the dirt is gone!

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007