lachlan chode

he is a human. who doesn't appreciate the time and effort people put in to make horror movies, especially 2 girls one cup. go show him some love sexies

'lachlan chode is a hairy motherfucker"

by very hairy jerry October 31, 2021

pecker chode

basically a chode with and unusually pointy tip

yo man i had this one best friend who slept over my house... at 3 in the morning he was trying to t-bag me while i was asleep with his pecker chode... so i cut it off

by lickynuts December 15, 2004

chode cheese

cody aka chodey aka chodey

chodey aka cody is a chode cheese

by ADF June 26, 2004

chode warrior

a short kid that either a) drinks coffee and is a conformist, or b) this other short kid who is very arrogant and brags a lot about everything, eventhough he sucks.

Eric: Hey chode warrior
Ravi: o hey

by The Renegade of Funk May 10, 2005

Da Vinci Chode

A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.

"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.

by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011

Grundle Chode

A term that can be used to refer to a trundle bed when you are delusional on New Years Eve

"Hey, where do you guys want to sleep. You can have couch or trundle bed?"
"I want the grundle chode"

NewYearsEveTrundleBedSleepingDelusionalGrundleChode

by NoCiMadJacOl January 7, 2011

Douche my Chode

A ceremonial cleansing of the chode. Also pronounced (duece my choh, in foreign countries).

Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.

by grandpaeater2 October 9, 2010