Mars Bar Surprise

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it, then inserting it into another persons anus during coitus.

Person 1: You'll never guess what I did last night..
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: I gave the missus a Mars Bar Surprise.

by farmer01631 July 8, 2012

dislike bar cliche

Where someone goes on youtube, accounts for the number of dislikes of a video, then makes a sarcastic quip to explain the reason why the video is unliked.

1000 people like the new Christmas video and 20 dislike it.

Person comments, "20 people are Grinches".

This is repeated over and over as a top comment for many videos on youtube and thus a dislike bar cliche.

by Poop Stain Barney December 3, 2011

Skew it on the bar-b

1. Short for "Skew it on the barbeque", which means to cook things up or mix things up.
2. A song by OutKast found on the Aquemini Album.

Old Skool playas to Nu Skool fools. Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos. We'll skew it on the bar-b, we ain't trying to lose. Say I be god damn it they done change the rules.

by OutKast with a K September 8, 2004

snack bar

the front row seats around the stage of a gentlemen's club

Neil and Bob sat close to the dancers at the snack bar.

by naught_jo_mama June 9, 2014

Bar-B-Cock

A barbecue to which an obscene amount of guys have been invited.

Girl A: I think there are like 30 guys coming to the cookout on Saturday,

Girl B: OMG! It's a total Bar-b-cock!!!

by Herajuls May 22, 2007

one bar prison

A single pole that is shoved up the cunt or asshole which is incredibly hard to escape from.

My favorite porn videos are one bar prisons. I love to hear the bitches scream!

by Unclerandy'splayth1ng June 21, 2019

60/40 Bar

A type of bar when 60 year old men hit on or ask out 40 year old single women.

I was at a 60/40 bar trying to get a wealthy, old man to marry.

by loveydove December 24, 2009