encephalo-analitis

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!

Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.

by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016

Anal Anxiety

The fear of having anything put up your butt!

Note to my proctologist. I am sorry Doctor I can not have that test done due to my suffering from anal anxiety.

by PJ Cheves December 22, 2016

Anal Brow

A horizontal hair line above one's sphincter.

Do you have an anal brow?? No! Wanna see mine?

by AnalBrowinc October 17, 2018

Anal Jazz

Inserting a moist reed into your partners ass and blowing whilst reaching around playing with their genitals like a trombone slide. Works best with New Orleans style jazz.

Can I get me some anal jazz tonight? I have a fresh reed.

by Moosebrow November 1, 2018

anal kingdom

MagikarpUsedfly's asshole when he sees a copy of him in League of Failures

Matt's anal kingdom is ready to be fisted

by PoisonTerasu November 4, 2018

Auto Anal

The act of inserting your penis inside of your own anus.

Richard got tired of masturbation and decided to try auto anal.

Richard stuck his dick in his ass.

by LolXdTrain July 11, 2017

Anal City

When Anal Towns ability to service more eager occupants increases

See anal town

Our friend is thriving in booming anal city has been there since it was a humble anal town

by N8™️ December 19, 2018