Turkey Day

The day we celebrate when our lord and savior ASB1 graced us with his radiant light. It happened September 30 the year of out Lord 1974.

Today is September 20th! Only 10 more days 'til Turkey Day!!!

by sweet_baby_breezus September 22, 2014

Thanks Giving Turkey

The main course of thanks giving, and not good with out a chicken and a duck shoved up its ass.

Grandma made thanks giving turkey!!!

by Abraham lincoln v.2 January 30, 2009

Free Turkey Dinner

A bargining chip used to pawn off unsuspecting customers

I'll give you two turkey dinners if you ring Ambrose O'Sullivan

by Herself July 22, 2004

Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.

They went to go carve some turkeys.

by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013

Stuffed jive turkey

When on thanksgiving day, you are brutally and against your will bent over a couch and ravaged by 13 or more black or hispanic men for several hours, each leaving some nut inside you until you are stuffed like a turkey.

Chris: Hey man how is your girlfriend doing?

Tommy: Dude she was a stuffed jive turkey last Wednesday, I kicked the bitch to the curb

by Young ballsack April 27, 2017

hungarian turkey gobbler

the noise that's made while deep throating a penis and licking the anus at the same time

"I was at a party last night and some slut gave me a Hungarian turkey gobbler she sounded like a chocking turkey"

by hungarian turkey gobbler October 17, 2014

Tiny Turkey Jerky

The child birthed from basting the turkey

That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey

by Cameron Sharkey February 11, 2019