Zombie

A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.

A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.

Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.

by LexiLove<333 May 30, 2011

Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.

She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.

by anonymous April 5, 2022

Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.

This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.

by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020

Shade Zombie

When it's too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.

Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".

Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".

by mcbell December 9, 2012

zombie wap

A female who does fentanyl and is prone to destructive behavior at inopportune times.

My homies and I were chilling and this zombie wap got at us when was denied.Shit got real real fast...lmfao

by anonymous August 24, 2022

Zombie (OABD)

A tall, furry specimen that knows how to code in LUA and wears developer socks, because it is like that.

“Hey, do you know Zombie (OABD)?”
“Yeah! That’s the owner of OABD.”
“But what about his other feats?”
“….”
“I don’t know, probably Zombie (AKOND).”

by R3d4cT3d January 30, 2023

zombie

The best person ever!!! Fr!!!

zombie solos ez pz

by zombimbo November 7, 2022