The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.
by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022
Get the Toasted wet willymug. To cover one of your fingers in saliva (extracellular fluid produced and secreted by salivary glands in the mouth.) out in a hot, humid area and shove it up their anal passageway into the rectum and out while saying "Hot will dog!".
by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 3, 2023
Get the hot willy dogmug. by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020
Get the A big long willymug. The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.
by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018
Get the Mexican Wet Willymug. A group of students who enjoy reading definitions on this site, but quickly realize the definitions are truer than they'd like to believe.
by someoneelse1233r3r September 15, 2009
Get the willy f-ersmug. Pn. Founder of the circus that is known as the assthority and the biggest stooge on all of Discord and an unlifed gay larper that no one likes as well as a certified pedophile and a nazi that DM advertises constantly and nuked tons of servers just to gain members
Me: Is Willy "Wonka" Kiketel even still relevant?
Someone: He's still around, his server is now called The Keitelist Authority (TKA)
Me: Holy shit imagine having your server be split so many times you actually have to specify which is the original
Someone: He's still around, his server is now called The Keitelist Authority (TKA)
Me: Holy shit imagine having your server be split so many times you actually have to specify which is the original
by MistressChing February 14, 2023
Get the Willy "Wonka" Kiketelmug. by obri May 30, 2023
Get the Christopher Q. Willismug.