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Things

When someone doesn't put an apostrophe on "thing's" to make it a contraction of "Thing" and "is", so they type the plural version of "thing", possibly confusing other people in the process.
Person 1: Dude, that things going to the moon!

Person 2: It's one thing.

Person1:Yeah, I know.

Person 2: God damn it, you're supposed to say "thing's", not "things", that's just confusing.
by BowserFromSonic July 16, 2019
mugGet the Thingsmug.

It's the thing you said but at you

This is exactly why you have to take a hard stand on "mentally retarded people are retarded" See? This is me being correct again.
A literal retard "It's the thing you said but at you! Derrrrrrr!"

Hym "Literally everyone who sees this knows that they are just lying for you and we all know that you're just repeating the things I say as though it does something other than illustrate the fact that you're mentally retarded. A lot of you were crying like a bitch. Some of you did it for several years straight. This is just what happens when you let retards think they are people. I'm not going to forget. They may be willing to pretend for you but I know they are pretending. You know they are pretending. Just like your Jewish incest cult, the ritual is rendered entirely meaningless by the fact that it isn't real. And does it make you any less of a fish-faced cripple? No. Am I still the creator of AI? Yes."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2025
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Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.
DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!
by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023
mugGet the Deck of many thingsmug.
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
mugGet the You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.mug.

Mapenzi thing

I have to find my mapenzi thing cause i have no normal weed left.

Don’t we even have for a mapenzi joint?
by Bbgg1127 May 16, 2021
mugGet the Mapenzi thingmug.

Ambiguous Thing

Someone who snuck onto the earth and because of that research needs to be done on the thing immediately. the thing is not special whatsoever
"have you seen that girl over there."
"Yes! What an ambiguous thing"
by speicalzzzzz October 23, 2023
mugGet the Ambiguous Thingmug.

Ramsey thing

When something awful but hilarious happens to you just because God decided you needed one more thing to deal with…and your name is Ramsey
“My car broke down on the way to work”
“That’s such a ramsey thing to happen to you”
by arthurmorgan October 10, 2022
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