Annas
by nihhhhhhh12344 October 30, 2025
Get the Annas mug.The biggest Hatsune Miku stan you'll ever meet. If you ever catch her not in pink oggling her own boobs she WILL be wearing huge blue pigtails and falling over due to the sheer weight of the cosplay wig. She's an awesome best friend but she does this thing where she likes to repeat things you've already told her back TO YOU like its new information that she's sharing with you for the very first time. She also canonically wants to name her son Quan after bestselling author Quan Millz. She longs for her one true love, Matt, his autism just enough to match hers. She longs for the day when he will say. "Anna Mary... aha... I think we should... like... get married... aha. Anyway, subway trains...." When her little heart will swoon and she'll finally be able to remove both her "Virgin for life" AND her Abraham Lincoln's face tattoos from her ass (on respective sides.)
by pureclownwiththetearawayface November 12, 2025
Get the Anna Mary mug.An Anna doesn't just mislead; she systematically reconfigures your reality until you are questioning your own memory, perception, and sanity.
Key Characteristics of an Anna:
The Rewriter: She can recount an event that happened 10 minutes ago with an entirely different plot, starring you as the main villain. Her catchphrase is often, "That's not how it happened!"
The Mirror Breaker: Interacting with an Anna feels like looking into a funhouse mirror—nothing reflects correctly, and you leave the conversation feeling dizzy and unattractive.
The Emotional Black Belt: An Anna is a master of weaponizing your empathy. She makes you feel guilty for calling out her bad behavior. You apologize to her for feeling hurt by her actions.
The Reality Thief: Her goal isn't just to win an argument, but to permanently own the narrative. The objects you swore were on the table? They were never on the table. The conversation you clearly remember? You dreamt it.
Key Characteristics of an Anna:
The Rewriter: She can recount an event that happened 10 minutes ago with an entirely different plot, starring you as the main villain. Her catchphrase is often, "That's not how it happened!"
The Mirror Breaker: Interacting with an Anna feels like looking into a funhouse mirror—nothing reflects correctly, and you leave the conversation feeling dizzy and unattractive.
The Emotional Black Belt: An Anna is a master of weaponizing your empathy. She makes you feel guilty for calling out her bad behavior. You apologize to her for feeling hurt by her actions.
The Reality Thief: Her goal isn't just to win an argument, but to permanently own the narrative. The objects you swore were on the table? They were never on the table. The conversation you clearly remember? You dreamt it.
"I told Anna that I was upset about her being late. She just stared at me and said, 'You're being overly emotional, you always misremember things when you're stressed.' Classic Anna move."
by Sanky x!! November 16, 2025
Get the Anna mug.An Internet form of describing a Person or People with Eating Disorders. The "Anna" in this sense is Anorexia. Anna Sisters is bringing light to a consistent problem with Celebrities and eating disorders and other Mental Health issues as a normal occurrence which some internet users(specifically on TikTok) have cited that younger more impressionable people will follow in their foot steps because they see it as a Trend.
Bro I noticed the Neighbors down the block looked very skinny and sicky, You can't tell me they're not Anna Sisters!
by BardicPurple November 27, 2025
Get the Anna Sisters mug.n. Grunge tribute band who mostly sing Cobain tunes in voices set in a high artificially feminine register. Part of Perth’s wave of ratty unheralded and largely unwanted tribute bands that includes: Pearls of Toe Jam, Sound Garden Tips, and Allison-Changed-Meets Puppets.
Did you see that Nervous Anna is headlining Koalafest? They apparently couldn’t afford Merve’s Nana or Mermana.
by gnostic3 January 1, 2026
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Get the Anna mug.Anna is the most beautiful woman to exist. I sound like a simp but if I'm being honest, I am. I am truly and utterly in love with her beyond words can describe. She is my world and I am just living in it. Get yourselves someone like Anna and make her feel precious because she deserves it.
by puisse February 17, 2023
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