An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.
Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.
by Madkso June 23, 2018
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Bump uglies

When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.

(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)
Josh and Nick got so wasted they started to bump uglies on the living room floor.
by sudnvm May 30, 2020
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Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts ๐Ÿ’ฏ.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ‘€
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐Ÿคข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
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ass crack ugly

When โ€œuglyโ€ just doesnโ€™t fully describe it !
Man , that girl was ass crack ugly !
by Cam11 September 06, 2019
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ugly cool

Something that is cool because of its ugliness, not in spite of it. So ugly that it defies common taste and trends, to do a 180 and become cool.
โ€œMan, that old brown and green 70โ€™s kitchen is so ugly that itโ€™s kinda cool, itโ€™s ugly coolโ€.
by Reeceydeecey April 11, 2021
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An ugly one

an expression used to describe a bad or poor situation,result,or incident.(mostly used by foos as an alternative to "oof")
SAM:I got caught up and the school is searching me

Hector:Damn! thats an ugly one foo
by EDHS May 27, 2019
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